Donald Trump says all his ‘nuclear knowledge’ comes from his favorite uncle John G Trump. According to ToE special correspondent Chris, Uncle Johnny also gave Donald a time machine ring.

Learn all about how John Trump acquired this ring (from Nikola Tesla) and how Vladimir Putin stole it (from Robert Kraft) and what Donald Trump is prepared to do to get it back (nukes).

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9 comments on Time Travelin’ Trump

  1. Brandy b says:

    These episodes with chris anger me so much. They are why I’m going to leave a shit review on Apple. And those shows make all your other shows suspect of being total bullshit as well. I’m also deleting your podcast now.

    1. brandy! this is great thank you
      is it possible I could record you telling me this
      via phone?
      it is the subject of next series on real and fake

      dont delete yet!
      I promise you are really going to like the next series

      1. Benjamin Walkin says:

        hehehe xD — Ben’s show will always remain as a highlight of the century’s effect of information on our post-modern culture :D:D

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  2. Bryan Turner says:

    50 years old now and the lines are beginning to blur between conspiracy theory, “fake news”, cynicism and parody. Had no idea what was going on.

    Maybe you should Return to the real issues of the day like the power of the big data corps, the complete lack of regulation in the way our data is used and shared and the impending disaster of mass automation and robotics and why people like Putin and Trump are now running the world.

    I think an interesting subject might be conspiracy theory’s in general. Seems to me only the government and big corps would gain any benefit in spreading these to distract from the real issues of the day like what they are doing to us with their algorithms.

  3. Kyle Kampman says:

    This was fun. Any pics of the ring would be great.

  4. Anders says:

    Your podcast is brilliant. I am left asking, “is this for real? Hmmmm?” Things are so fucked up in America, i find this hilarious and totally believable. Then I find myself in awe. I’m soaking this up as a beautiful piece of art. An audible journey that makes me think. It pushes me to forget, or screams loudly, for just a minute, how obscene, how insane, how blind, how sick, ignorant, gullible, our nation has become. It’s hysterical. And sobering.

  5. DownTheRabbitHole says:

    What? No Nazis?! What a missed opportunity. Still, this is the best one yet!

  6. Jemima says:

    Benjamen, you have made my Google search history look like a fool on more than one occasion. Touché.

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