social distance learning

Herd Immmunity (Social Distance Learning part v of v)

Herd Immunity (Social Distance Learning part v of v)

As the island (and the world) reopens, your host tries his best to join the celebrations, Dr. Lauren Powell explains the risks of protesting during a pandemic and ToE’s special correspondent Chris brings us inside the COVID19 task force!

This Mask Kills Fascists

ToE’s man in D.C. “Chris” tells us what dr. fauci is like in person and the REAL reason the US federal government never got serious about coronavirus testing (i.e. trump is racist).

Abandoned by my own solitude

Benjamen sits at a cafe as the french celebrate déconfinement. Not a lot of masks around… and it starts to rain. Meanwhile, he doubts his abilities as a father when Artaud tells his zoom class that he wants to grow up to be a police officer.

my biggest nightmare

Dr Lauren Powell, head of health care at Time’s Up, tells us about how racism is at the core of both police violence and the coronavirus’s disproportionate impact on black people.

Read her op-ed here!

why aren't the cops wearing masks????

Making the best of it (social distance learning iv)

Making The Best Of It (Social Distance Learning part iv)

As the weeks turn into months, one man decides to learn how to cook for himself even though he can no longer taste or smell. ToE’s Andrew Callaway decides its time to get in shape, and your host and Arthaud try to figure out Computer school.

Tasteless Diaries

When Andrew Evans woke up one morning having completely lost his sense of smell and taste, he adapted. This means prioritizing texture and mouthfeel above all else.

Peanut butter, onion, and cabbage taco with hot sauce.

Don’t miss Andrew’s magic show every other friday livestreamed from quarentine at the Magic Patio.

Getting fit for end times

Andrew, struggling with being productive, decides to focus on his body! With the help of a personal trainer he gets his doomscrolling in check.

Remote learning for pre-k

The teachers are doing the best they can, but your host struggles with remote learning for Artaud.

Countryside (Social Distance Learning part iii)

Countryside (Social Distance Learning part iii)

Urbanites are fleeing cities for beach communities and small country towns! Tensions are spreading faster than the Coronavirus. Your host turns to the last exhibition he saw in New York (Countryside the Future! from Rem Koolhaas) and the first dystopian film he watched in confinement (Michael Haneke’s Time of the Wolf) for answers. Plus a beach to beach chat with Helen and Martin from the Allusionist!

Île de Ré

The citizens of Île de Ré are not happy with Parisians.

Countryside The Future

The last art show I saw… and will have seen for a long time… is Rem Koolhaus’s Countryside the Future — which my friend brought me to for a hate viewing.

Checkin' in on Friends

I check in with Helen and Martin from The Allusionist as they hole up on a beach in Brighton and Julie Blusse in Amsterdam.

14 days later (Social Distance Learning part ii)

14 days later (Social Distance Learning part ii)

Your host keeps a diary for his first 14 days of Coronavirus confinement. Special appearances from the family, Andrew Callaway, and an old ToE standby!

Escape From New York (Social Distance Learning part i)

Escape From New York (Social Distance Learning part i)

Coronavirus Evacuation! Your host decamps New York for a quiet isle in France and ToE’s Andrew Callaway flies home to San Francisco to look after Mom. Is this the end? No! Just the beginning of a new Theory of Everything series: Social Distance Learning.